If I were poor...
Kyle and I discovered a wonderful cheap thrill today...Bridal Shows! I am fat from free hors'deurves, champagne, three pieces of wedding cake, chocolate fountain, and various candy party favors. We even got to take a ride around in a horse drawn carriage. That usually costs a fortune if you take a turn around 16th Street Mall! I think we'll go to these things even after we're (officially) married. Can't beat free stuff.
Unfortunately I'll have to do a bit more walking since I have foiled my post-maternity weight loss plans by gorging myself on cake. It's amazing how much a little excercise will change things. I lost four pounds in a week and a half! Why can't you burn calories being a couch pototato?
But I digress (Kyle, that was for you). If I were poor and living with no food, I would cast off my ring, take the bus to the nearest bridal show, and bring lots of zip lock bags. But moochers be weary, sometimes they are not free! Perhaps posing as a reporter from a bridal magazine would persuade them to let you in minus admission to sample to your heart's content...
posted by La Leche League of Northglenn, CO | 7:20 PM
4 Comments:
Devious, sweetie. Devious. Not a bad idea though. We can always be better at saving money. :) Oh, and thanks for thinking of me... not.
Can't beat free stuff indeed. Unless you could somehow get them to pay you for eating. Then you would have it beat
Amy, you have way too much time on your hands. Find a purpose.
To Anonymous:
If four blog postings and one bridal show constitutes "too much time on my hands" then you clearly fail to appreciate a broad range of human experience. And since you have the time to read my blog and post a pretentious comment on it, then your "purpose" is probably not all that lofty. Next time, try to be a little more constructive with your time. Thanks for the sage advice, though.
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